George of the Jungle!

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

1. Your thumb inflates and starts blinking red every time you slam it with a hammer. 

2. Little birds circle your head every time a PIANO falls on top of you. 

3. If you run off a cliff without knowing, you won’t fall until you realize you’ve actually gone off a cliff.

4. If someone is about to shoot you, just stick your finger in the barrel of the gun (the gun will blow up, not you).  

5. Nobody ages… and everyone slips on banana peels.