George of the Jungle!

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

1. You can sit quietly next to your friend without thinking, “Is he mad at me?” 

2. If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you simply share a laugh, confirm that the shirts were from Target, and then go have a drink together. 

3. You can write your name is snow. 

4. You don’t have to deal with tough decisions like choosing between Team Edward or Team Jacob. 

5. You get to keep your last name.