Text Messaging with my Asian Mom…

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

Mom: Where are you?
Me: At the gas station.
Mom: Can you get me some freebies?
Me: What?
Mom: The carpet is a stinky.
Me: Oh, you mean febreze?
Mom: Yes.
Me: Ok.
Mom: One more things. Do not put the 89 ok?
Me: Why do you always say that? I always put in the cheapest gas.
Mom: Better to be safe like Sally.
Me: HAHAHAHA! You mean it’s better to be safe than sorry?
Mom: I don’t know. Just no 89 ok?
Me: Ok.